Profile Headline and Descriptions to Use on Classified Ad Sites that Hook Chicks Instantly!
A classified personal ad profile is so crucial to your ability to get laid that you absolutely must put effort into it. Do NOT just throw something together, publish it and expect chicks to be all over you. In the last part, we explained how important the profile picture is. You won’t get women to click on your profile if they don’t like your pictures. But even if they do like your pictures, they’re unlikely to contact you (or respond to your email) if your adult classified profile description leaves a lot to be desired.
Think of your dating profile as an English class assignment. Sure, you probably hated school and maybe English wasn’t your subject. But for this one time, you need to put your thinking cap on. Remember how you would always proofread every term paper you wrote? You did that because you wanted a good grade.
Now you’re about to get graded again. Except, these “teachers” are even more harsh and critical. And in this “class”, there are only 2 grades…A and F. You either pass or you fail. A passing grade is ONLY obtained when you get laid. Everything else is a fail. At the end of the day, the only thing you should be concerned with is getting laid. We’re going to help you do that. And one of the most important steps along the way is the profile…
A Simple, Creative Line is All it Takes to Pique Her Interest…
Above the classified sex ads profile picture in the search results, you will notice a short headline everyone has. This headline is something that should be used to catch her attention along with your main profile picture. It absolutely MUST be catchy. Hook her in with lines similar to these…
“More than just your average attractive male…”
“It’s not like you have anything better to do than talk to me!”
“I’m all-in…to you!”
The Tag Line and Profile Picture Hooks Her in But the Description Keeps Her Interested
Just getting her to your profile isn’t enough. If she likes what she sees in your pictures, it might not mean she will contact you. Most women will only contact men – even the attractive guys – unless they like what they READ. That’s right…you need a PERFECT profile description. And what is a perfect profile description?
- One that clearly explains the type(s) of girls you are attracted to and want to meet.
- What you’re looking for in a FWB relationship (are you just looking for sex or do you want a girl to hangout with too?).
- The description is well thought out and mentions some personal interests and hobbies, but not too detailed or too many hobbies listed (i.e. don’t write that you like boating, hiking, fishing, camping, baseball, basketball, football, traveling…you get the point).
- Shows off your sense of humor (but don’t be cheesy and no sexual innuendos).
Here are 2 profile description examples we had a lot of success with (chicks even complimented us on them)…
“Right now, I’m mainly interested in a friends with benefits relationship. But I’m not interested in the typical FWB relationship. What I mean is I don’t just want you to come over, get up on top of me and then go about your day. I’d like for you to also join me in some of my extracurricular activities such as taking random road trips to strange towns and hitting up local pubs. So, yes, I’d like to have sex with you (being that you’re within my age range of 25-35 and attractive)…and then go have some shenanigans doing other stuff.”
“I’m ready to try something new. Isn’t that what they all seem to say on this site!? Sure seems like it to me. I’m done with relationships for now. But I still need a physical and somewhat emotional connection. What I’m looking for…a woman…obviously. More specifically, I’m looking for a woman over the age of 21 (can’t get into a bar with someone under 21) but not old enough to be my mother. If you’re a decent gal and down to have some fun, we should grab some drinks sometime. But first, you need to contact me!”
So there you have it…profile descriptions and headlines that attract women to you online. Yes, you’re more than welcome to copy and paste those descriptions and taglines into your profile. You should probably do a little tweaking first to ensure they’re accurate based on what you’re looking for.