Intro Emails that Work on Classified Ad Sites: Examples and Advice on How to Spark a Conversation With Attractive Women!
We’ve noticed that far too many men don’t understand the importance of writing a creative email to a woman on classified ads sites. Their first classified ads dating email is almost always something very lame, perverted, or lame and perverted. That first email isn’t going to get you laid. You’re probably not even going to get a date out of it. But that shouldn’t even be the goal. The goal should be to get a conversation going and then go from there.
If your initial classified ads email is mediocre, you’ll never have an opportunity to hookup with her because she’ll never be interested in chatting with you. There are 3 things your first classified ads dating email should include…
This is done by showing her in some way why you’re worth getting to know. It’s usually done in a very subtle, but effective, way.
This part of the email is where you ask her a question. You need to give her a reason to respond. A strong question asking her to take action is the way to do that.
Making a woman laugh (with you, not at you) is a great way to build attraction. It’s a fact that chicks dig guys with a sense of humor. It can help make even the ugliest guys attractive. Don’t believe us? Try busting out with a good sense of humor and then see how many more chicks are into you.
What NOT to Say in a Classified Ads Email and 3 Poor Examples
There are a lot of things you shouldn’t say in the intro email to a girl. But the main topics you should avoid include…
- Sexual innuendos
- Your past sex life
- How much you hate certain types of women
- How much you love (or dislike, if you’re an asshole) her ass, boobs, legs, or body.
And a few examples of emails that will NEVER attract women…
“I looked over all of the profiles on this site and you have the nicest ass by far I’ve seen. I’d love to just bite into it, pinch it, grab it, smack it, and just have my way with it. Actually, I’d like to just have my way with you. Let’s meet for some drinks this weekend and have some good old fashioned HOT SEX!”
“Not gonna lie baby…I become fully erect after viewing your pictures. That one with you in a bikini….god daaaaamnn! You shouldn’t do that unless you’re prepared to take in my cock! I’d love to hookup with you baby. I can show you what it’s like to ride a 10-incher. You down?”
“You know the old saying…what comes around goes around. Here’s what’s gonna come around to you…a big dick inside you! How’s that sound? Pretty good? That’s great. Let’s get started. I’m (name) and I’m going to ROCK YOUR WORLD! I’ll shoot my load all over your face and make you cum over and over and over again. How’s about we have an all-nighter this weekend?”
What You SHOULD Say in a Classified Ads Email and 3 EXCELLENT Examples
Now that we’ve shown you the bad, it’s time to show you the good. A good email is one that includes, as we stated above, intrigue, action, and humor. And you do that by writing an email in this manner…
- Proper grammar and spelling (don’t make a fool of the English language or she’ll make a fool of you)
- No perverted comments (it’s a hookup site, we know, but it’s still very annoying to women to be that upfront about sex)
- Light humor (so don’t get too carried away and try to write a piece that makes it seem like you’re trying out for a gig at the Chuckle Hut)
- Content that is neither too long or too short (no more than 150 words and no less than 60 words).
And a few examples of emails that WILL attract women…
“Hi there, you seem really nice from your profile. Soooo….you are probably crazy. Should I run for the hills!? LOL. I’m only kidding. You seem like a very down to earth chick and I really like that because that’s something I’m not finding much of on here. Until you give me a reason, I won’t run for the hills. I’ll be right here waiting for you to chat with me. Sooo…I’m online right now. Fancy a chat? I promise to keep it PG!”
“I’ve met some crazy nutjob women in my life and I think if I meet you, I will add to that list! Naw, I’m totally teasing you. Well, I hope you’re not a crazy nutjob. You aren’t…are you? If you are, you’ve really done an excellent job of hiding it in your profile because that’s not the impression I got from you at all. If your profile accurately describes you, we have a lot in common. You like to travel and so do I, plus we’re looking for the same kind of relationship. Therefore, we need to get to know each other. Can I give you my digits?”
“What’s up with all of these women saying that looks don’t matter? I saw that in your profile too. So what is it that you’re specifically looking for if not looks? Sure, you mentioned that you want a guy with a good attitude that knows how to please a woman. But those are 2 vague characteristics. I’m curious to know more about what you’re looking for because I know I’m not the best looking guy (I’m confident in myself, but being honest). So can you tell me specifically what it is you’re looking for in a guy and friends with benefits relationship?”