HAHAHAHA! That sums up what our feelings about EliteFling.com. What a crappy hookup site! Yuck, yuck, yuck! It was so lousy that even if we hated our readers and wanted you to never get laid, we still wouldn’t recommend EliteFling.com to you. It was very hard to meet women on there.
Not only was it hard to meet women, it was hard just to get them to talk to us. We knew we weren’t doing anything wrong. Okay, that’s not true. We were doing something HORRIBLY wrong…joining EliteFling.com! That was the only mistake we made and we’re kicking ourselves for doing it. The good thing is we will hopefully prevent some people from making the same mistake we did.
What makes EliteFling.com such a lousy classified sex ads site? Umm…everything! That site doesn’t have one damn bit of good in it. Everything about the site makes us angry, as you may have guessed. Just thinking back to our 3 months of use on EliteFling.com makes us cringe. We have horrible nightmares each night because of those 90 days.
We’re never going to get those 90 days of our lives back…or the money we spent on EliteFling.com. So we might as well just learn from our mistake and move on. If you have any bit of interest in hooking up with attractive girls online…do yourself a favor and avoid EliteFling.com.
EliteFling.com: Our Results Using EliteFling.com Sex Classifieds
- 270 email messages were sent to random women we hadn’t previously spoken to.
- 44 of those email messages were responded to by the women (please note: not EVERY response was genuine).
- 2 dates were set-up with different women between the 3 guys reviewing the website.
- 0 women slept with.
Well, we didn’t have sex as you can see. As for the 2 dates…they were total flakes. One of the chicks was this average looking girl (yes, we decided to settle for an average looking girl because there wasn’t much else on EliteFling.com). She was completely full of herself and could tell right from the start. If you were to ask her how hot she is, she’d tell you she’s a Megan Fox clone.
That girl showed up for the date and she was even less attractive in person. It’s amazing what photos can do for ones appearance. Anyway, she shows up at this pub in Atlanta to meet our guy and she’s got a gallon of makeup on, high heels, and a “look at me, I’m the hottest thing on the planet” look. She didn’t give a genuine smile the entire evening.
Our guy didn’t want to sleep with her at first, but as the night went on he decided it would be kind of fun to take advantage of Miss Full of Crap. He never got the opportunity because she came up with a lame excuse as to why she had to leave. Oh well, it’s her loss. It certainly wasn’t his.
The other girl never even arrived at the bar. She wasn’t even kind enough to call and cancel. Like we said, they were both total flakes. The other girl was actually cute (at least from her pictures). But her cuteness didn’t really matter to us because she didn’t show up for the date.
What good is an attractive girl if she won’t come out to meet you? ANSWER: a complete waste! Speaking of complete wastes, that sums up our time on EliteFling.com. The results speak for themselves. Okay, the LACK of results speak for themselves. Most of the 44 emails messages we received were short and the girl seemed uninterested. We got the impression right away she was only responding to be friendly.
EliteFling.com: What We Hated About EliteFling.com
Oh boy, where do we start!? There are so many things we hated on EliteFling.com that we could probably write a 250-page book entailing everything from ugly ass women to overpriced membership fees. You probably wouldn’t want to read that book, so we’ll just keep it short and simple…
- There were so many fake profiles that we just sat back and laughed at how many guys were trying to talk to them. At least hide the fact that you’re using fake profiles, EliteFling.com! Geez!
- It was hard to get conversations going with the chicks because there were so many guys. It was very frustrating because there were actually SOME decent looking gals on there. Good luck getting their attention with that many dudes messaging all of them.
- EliteFling.com isn’t a newer site. So they really have no excuse not operating a quality hookup site. We kind of understand mistakes made by newer classified sex ads sites. But for a site like EliteFling.com, which has been around for years, really has no excuse.
- Touching up on that previous point a bit more, this is a website that really lacks high-quality, unique website features. Sure, they have everything you need such as IM, video chat, audio chat, etc. But none of those are of the highest quality.
EliteFling.com Review: Is EliteFling.com Any Good?
Calling EliteFling.com a good site would be like calling George W. Bush a good president. This site is so far from good that there really isn’t even a word to accurately describe it. Everything about EliteFling.com is a scam. The profiles…many of them are fake. The real women…not many of them are attractive. The attractive women…good luck trying to get to know them.
You can do a heck of a lot better than EliteFling.com. Yes, there are actually plenty of classified sex ads sites that are even worse than EliteFling.com, but that doesn’t say much. There are A LOT of really bad sites in this industry. So, no, EliteFling.com is not a good classified sex ads site. If you’re curious to know about a GREAT site, go take a look at our review on SocialSex.com. It’s the best site out there and puts sites like EliteFling.com to shame.